Twisted satire of those late night phone-chat commercials set to THE PEPTIDES' tune "Never Be The Same" from the album I'M A SPY

Twisted satire of those late night phone-chat commercials set to Dan Valin's remix of THE PEPTIDES' tune "Never Be The Same".

Come From Far Away (sappy winter-walk version) Come from far away Come open up I'm here to stay A million days go by A million miles a million times A million reasons why ...

Cover of Erasure's "Give A Little Respect" (Tribute to a Lesbian Dog)

FAR AWAY FROM THE MADDENING CROWD (Thomas Hardy vs/ Trash Wedding) I`m drawing you into a corner Far away from the maddening crowd Abandon all illusionary sin Let me in I`m ...

EACH DAY I PRAY-mastered Cloudy day Everything`s in decay I`m on my way to where The air is deadly Nasty neighbors here That`s where they breed Can you tell me how to get How ...

IF I WOULD TELL THE TRUTH If I would tell the truth I'd have to lie awake all night Ignite my little world on fire Open wide the roof Arise the dead collected in my head Burn ...

I'll Leave Someday (pre-teen angst composition circa 1980) I'll leave someday my home Go away on my own It takes some time to leave I'll make my mind up and go Go away And ...

Deeply frustrated and quite agitated with her son Freddy, Margery has taken the initiative to terminate his life. Gun-toting and hysterical, Margery calls upon her best friend ...

PART 2 of `My Son`s Been Murdered`. Margery, overwrought with a sudden bout of guilt for the murder of her son Freddy, departs to the police station leaving her best friend ...

and now a word from our sponsers... (Strange Lives, The Soap Opera, was recorded on some 20 odd cassette tapes at the tender age of 14. Decades after the fact, these recordings ...

Everyone Was Wrong (nuclear winter version) All over Earth battles begin to fade, pale, in the shade Everyone was wrong That I'd never turn out right Laying down my arms In ...

Sailor Song (lip-sunk-drowning-tub acoustic-rough-cut) I'm lonely at sea in the waves And pavement on the street Who'll rescue me? Lay their bed And medicate my sleep Hi ...

Far Away From The Maddening Crowd (Thomas Hardy vs/ Trash Wedding Rough-Cut) I`m drawing you into a corner Far away from the maddening crowd Abandon all illusionary sin Let ...

Come From Far Away (sappy winter-walk version) Come from far away Come open up I'm here to stay A million days go by A million miles a million times A million reasons why ...

With All Due Respect (the sex song) Parental Advisory-Explicit Lyrics I'm in your room I'm dancing Standing here waiting I'm going into your skin With all due respect ...

Strange Lives - What Career? Margery now doubts the Officer`s marriage proposal. Will her future career be in tattered ruins? Only her best friend Darleen can qualm her hysteria....